The second place was a bit older, with one of those lifts where you have to open an internal and external door and if you don't close both properly it won't move. Thankfully, as we were on the seventh floor, it always worked.
The flat owners obviously weren't too keen on fixing things. There was the collapsed leg on the bed bit of the sofa bed and the glued on oven door handle that came off when the oven heated up and melted the glue. But generally their solution of choice appeared to be sellotape, with light fittings, the dodgy leg of the bedside table, and the loo seat all taped back together only partially effectively. That said, very thing was generally OK, and we were perfectly happy there for a month.
We thought that was funny enough, but the next week the problem had escalated from cigarettes to used condoms. So there was a new notice on the mirror, and yes, a condom stuck above it. I have no idea whether it was the actual discarded used one, or a fresh one for demonstration purposes. I didn't really want to get close enough to find out!
Thankfully our flat wasn't in the part where all this was going on, so we weren't suspects and didn't have to see the police. I don't know if they did actually come out or not - I can't see the UK police having time for that somehow - or whether the offender admitted their crimes, but it must have put a stop to it as there were no more notices after that.
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